Me? Review THIS dreck? This isn't 'so bad it's good' it's just eye-gouging, wrist-slitting, aspyhxiatingly stupendously fucking stupid. All involved in this movie should be rolled in scalding hot tar, covered with feathers, have their mouths sewn shut and be ordered to whistle. Every time you entertain the notion of seeing this, a puppy dies a painful death. Please. Think of the puppies.