Welcome, all!

First and foremost, welcome to my humble (poor as shit) movie review blog. As you can probably guess given the construction of this page, I adore movies of all genres, you could even say my taste in movies is metaphorically schizophrenic- one day I am all about the excess, the next I am about the pretentious, the following might be in the middle of the road. But rest assured, you're gonna be seeing quite a few varied reviews of different films, and perhaps a few television shows, just to spice things up a little.


Now please keep in mind that the views I express are my own and in no way am I speaking for those who had a part in the films, nor do I speak for the film's marketers or distributors. My views are my own and I am not making any profit out of them. Also, if you are a film lover such as myself, even if I do not like something, that doesn't mean you won't either. One of the joys of being a film lover is that everyone's view is subjective- one person's cinematic trash may be another's pleasure, but films are art and art is made to be discussed, even the shittier than shit ones. We gotta get our larfs somewhere, right?

 As a side note, while I may not always have time for requests, if any of you fine folks would like me to do a write up of a movie you would like to see reviewed, let me know and I will see what I can do.


Anything else I want to say? Not really. The usual disclaimer applies- my work here is copyright so please don't post my reviews as you own (I don't know why you would want to do that anyway) and while I welcome discussion, please refrain from being offensive and generally douchey. Film lovers are not the same as the Barmy Army- we don't act like children when nobody agrees with our point of view  awesome, tolerant people.


So, with that being said, enjoy yourselves, and if you would like to drop me a line (or many) don't hesitate- I won't bite... hard. >:-D